that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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