I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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