Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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