textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
She told me I should be a condom model.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
