Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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