I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you would pick up someone in the library
you win again, gameday.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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