How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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