Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
third nipple confirmed
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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