IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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