Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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