I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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