even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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