Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
All I want is dick and wine.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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