If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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