so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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