bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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