you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
The adults are the big ones right?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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