question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
