he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I wear drunk well.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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