I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling