also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Randomize
