insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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