4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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