Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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