The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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