At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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