somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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