someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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