we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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