Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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