I'm drive I can fine osifer
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
