let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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