That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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