We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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