Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Randomize
