My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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