hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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