? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
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I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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