I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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