Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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