I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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