I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
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