you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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