I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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