i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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