I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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