STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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