I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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