I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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