as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
