Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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