he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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