we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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