terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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